My more visual-imagey brother has produced a wonderful children’s book:
The first print run is just 1,000 books – and it’s bound to sell out quickly. So register for your first edition copy now! Yes, bloody now.
In the words of Arnold Schwarzenegger (I think), “Do it.”
My Goat Ate Its Own Legs will be available in French from Paris-based publisher Aux Forges de Vulcain in January.
Ma chèvre s’est mangé les pattes is released on 8 January 2015, or 8 Janvier, depending on your preferred language.
Bought the painting, created the book cover. Now all I need to do is write my Gothic horror novelette!
I grew up in South Wales near Wordsworth’s Tintern Abbey. And I’ve been writing creative material since single figures – since building dens under trees Wordsworth reposed beneath. (Saying that, don’t most of us write creative material when we’re in single figures?)
‘The Titans’ is my first novel. Written in 1991, I published it as an ebook in 2013. It’s free to download from most sites.
‘My Goat Ate Its Own Legs’ is a collection of short stories. It was published in the UK in 2008, US in 2009 and [hopefully] will appear in translation in France in 2014.
‘Fedw’ is a collection of poems scrawled in blood and tears in a tatty notebook over 25 years. It is now available as an ebook. For free.
‘A damaged boy’ is my second collection of short fiction. It contains two novellas: ‘Liftless’ and ‘The Great Unloved’.
‘Outstared by a Bullfrog’ is my second novel. It’s triply. And edgy.
Please post a review of any of by work. Good or bad – I would love to know what you think.
‘Outstared by a Bullfrog’ is, according to one 5-star reviewer, “a meandering love story embedded in marbled layers between astral projections of dozens of other stories”.
Do you hunger for something new?
If you’re fed up of run-of-the-mill, formulaic fiction – email email@example.com to receive a coupon to download this ebook for free.
All I ask is that you post a review – on Goodreads or wherever you like to share your opinion.
(Usual price $3.80 / £2.50 / €3.10. Promotion ends 31 January 2014.)
I can guarantee you one thing when you read my free eBook The Titans – you’ll think something at the end. And there’s a strong likelihood that thoughts about how it’s written will surface. Although your review will be illuminating, criticism of the style or literary devices will come as no surprise. An international publisher asked me to make stylistic changes 22 years ago. Had I followed their advice, I might be enjoying the career I most desire – life as a professional writer.
But, if I’d followed their advice, I might not nearly be so proud of The Titans. Or any of my subsequent works.
I wrote The Titans when I was based in Northern Ireland with the British Army. I didn’t see Republican terrorist groups as my enemy. They were just people who’d like to kill me if they got the chance. My greatest enemy is the malevolent spectre that’s stalked me since my formative years: Stubbornness.
I didn’t want to sacrifice my work on the altar of financial success. And I’m not saying The Titans is a work of genius – or that a successful writing career was guaranteed. I just didn’t want to substantially change what I’d created to give it broader appeal. The whole point of writing The Titans was to create something that functioned in an edgy, original way. Take away that edge and creating it would have been meaningless.
So, The Titans is flawed. Like we all are. Like many original works are. Now it’s time to wait for reviews – and see if you, or anyone else out there, thinks I did the right thing with my writing.
In 1991 (based with the British Army at the Maze Prison in Northern Ireland), I wrote a novel called The Titans.
An international publisher loved it – but wanted changes. Young[er] and headstrong, I refused. 6 months later they wanted to know if I’d changed my mind. Still young[er], still headstrong, I hadn’t. 22 years later I have mastered The Titans for all ebook platforms.
You can download it free from Smashwords now and decide if I was right to stick to my guns (now silent). It will appear on all other ebook retail platforms (iBookstore, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Amazon, Sony, Diesel etc.) over the next few weeks.
Do post an online review after you’ve read it – the brutal truth, of course.
Damn – reading your own intense novel over 20 years after writing it is a bewildering ordeal. I imagined I’d changed hugely and formed some incredibly wise opinions between the ages of 23 and 44. Now I realise I’ve learnt nothing new at all – just been through all sorts of experiences that have confirmed what I previously believed.
(Except that I have discarded my obsession with exclamation marks!)
Expect ‘The Titans’ to be available as a free ebook very soon!
In 1991, whilst based with the British Army in Northern Ireland, I wrote a novel. ‘The Titans’. I sent it to four international publishers. Three declined it – one without so much as a word in response.
The Deputy Editor at the fourth wrote to me. ‘The Titans’ was the best thing she’d read in some time. All she needed to do, was get her editor to read it on his return from New York – and she’d be in touch to discuss things further.
Eventually she wrote a second letter. Her editor felt changes were needed. Was I willing?
I wasn’t. I wrote back. (Pre-email era).
Six months later she wrote again. ‘The Titans’ remained one of the strongest works she’d read in some time. Would I reconsider? She included her number and asked me to call.
I called. We had a pleasant conversation. I can only recall one detail – I sounded normal, she told me she had expected someone mildly psychopathic.
‘The Titans’ has squatted on floppy discs, CD-ROMs, printouts and computer hard drives from that day to this. No longer. The protagonist, Axel Williams, will have his freedom. (I just need to proofread the novel first – the cover design is already complete.)
I’ll update when it’s ready.
I keep flirting with the idea of proofreading ‘The Titans’ and making it available as an ebook. Perhaps free for a while.
But I wrote it over twenty years ago. I’ve changed. My writing has changed. Would it give readers the wrong impression of the rest of my [more recent] work?